Prepare yourself for a life-transforming experience. In two hilarious hours, I'll teach you dozens of tricks and stunts, which, you'll be happy to know, have absolutely no educational value.

I invite the entire audience to try these skills with me. It's easy. No special materials, or brain power, required.

It's a show you won't forget. After you graduate, you'll probably forget a lot of what you learned in school; but, there are tricks and stunts in my Useless Skills act that you will remember the rest of your life.

• I provide all materials.
• I can accomodate any audience size.

Also available as a strolling act -- perfect for festivals!
I can set up a small stage at your festival, homecoming, or activity fair, and teach Totally Useless Skills by the hour to the strolling audience. Or, I can stroll about the audience, using an even smaller set-up. From my list, people pick whatever skill they want to learn.

LEARN:
Pencil Tricks
Palm Reading
Disappearing Body Parts
The Best Paper Airplane
Romantic Fortune Telling
Odd Finger Snapping
Yodeling
Apple Bouncing
Business Card Tricks
Telephone Songs
Juggling
Hand Gymnastics
One Hand Clapping
Facial Aerobics
Arm Stretching
Bandanna Puppets
Mouth Sounds
Yo-Yo
Body Tricks
$1 Origami
Hambones
Feather Balancing
Hat Popping
Fake Self-Abuse
Phone Book Ripping
Letter Opener Swallowing
Odd Hand Clapping
Brain Removal
Weird Feelings