Totally Useless Office Skills

More
Useless
Office
Skills...

Pencil Tricks
Twirling Pencil
Disappearing Pencil
Two Pencils
Split Pencil
Floating Pencil
Magnetic Pencils

Business Card Tricks
Quarter Balancing
Disappearing Card
Sticking Business Card
Mysterious Card Cut
Head Through a Card

At Your Desk
The Endless Fax
Tear a Phone Book
Photocopy Body Parts
Stick-on Note Faces
Letter Opener Swallowing
The Invisible Elevator
Bounce a Jar
Telephone Songs

Rubber Bands
Multiple Shooting
Jumping Rubber Bands
The Rubber Band Star
Rubber Band Ball

Paper Stunts
Paper Balancing
Hole in Your Boss's Head
Office Boomerang
Flying Fishes

Miscellaneous
Necktie Magic
Credit Card Buzzing
Coffee Cup Balancing
Water Cup Twirling

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The most important book you'll ever read....

...is probably not this one, but Totally Useless Office Skills is, without a doubt, the oddest training manual you'll ever see.

Prepare yourself for a life-altering experience as Rick Davis, founder of the famed Institute of Totally Useless Skills, shows you how to relieve occupational stress with...

Credit Card Buzzing
Letter Opener Swallowing
Hole in Your Boss's Head
The Endless Fax
The Disappearing Pencil
Instant Printed Business Card
The Invisible Elevator

...and 65 other ways to goof off.

"I am deeply impressed to find someone with even more spare time than I have."
- Dave Barry, Columnist

"This is the most hilarious, fascinating and outrageous blurb I have ever written."
- Rick Davis, Author

This is a very funny book. I recommend it for anyone who wants to bring a little life into his/her office. Best of all, the tricks listed inside the book really work!
- Liljill

This book increased my fun about 1 million fold. A must have.
- Andre Pinnet

As a LAN Administrator, my users are famous for skirting work. This is their Bible.
- A. Customer

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